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This might take you 20 or so minutes but it is the most interesting read to come this way in far too long. Its 7 months old and some how slipped under the radar until now. Feel free to leave comments with your thoughts.The Long Tail

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Remember on Family Guy when the Griffins seceded from the U.S.A. to form Petoria? While that actually happened once, minus the BBQ party of dictators and the giant nuke pointed directly at a single family 4-bedroom suburban home. Today's honorary TFS citizen is Dennis Wardlow. He was the mayor in 1982 when the city of Key West seceded from America to become The Conch Republic. It might have

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Harriet Klausner = most prolific Amazon.com reviewer. Approximately 9,000 if you're wondering.Harriet Klausner = free books from publishers.Harriet Klausner = a more boring home page than this one, if that's possible.Cheers to Harriet. Feel free to not read books knowing that HK is taking care of business and tackling the problem.

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Continuing with people you might not know, please welcome...Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros, or to those who watched late 80's situation comedies Gordon Shumway a.k.a. ALF, is a Hungarian born actor. Not much is known about the lil' man who suited up as the wise-cracking house guest of the Tanner's. Sort of sucks for him that he didn't even do ALF's voice, all he did was suit up when they needed a

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This week is devoted to people you might not know but should. Say hello to Rocky Dennis, 1964-1980. He's the unfortunate looking guy pictured above. Rocky not only suffered from the horrible and exceptionally rare disease Craniodiaphyseal Dysplasia, but also had the misfortunate of being immortalized in a Cher film. Granted the movie has modest reviews... but come on, Cher. Anyway, back to

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might be your TV

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If you've never been asked if you want the last hot dog you've yet to experience life.

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you feel it is okay to do business as follows, and not phone back/return numerous emails then you should probably check yourself.-single ring-You: "Hello"Not You: "Hi xxxx? It's xxxx."You: "Hi xxxx, listen I am so busy I can't even talk. I'll call you back."Not You: "Ok, but..."You: -click-Not You: "I hate you!"

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This week's time wasters:1- The New Junkbot 2- Mini Track Mania

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Apologies if you ordered an update last week and never got served.Slurring drunk, one shawarma, one smoked meat sandwich, sobered up and in bed before midnight... Probably has something to do with $2 beer during happy hour- well I guess happy evening given it lasts from 3-8.

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Please welcome TFS's new foreign correspondent E----- F-----. He's a private sonofabitch and asked that not much be revealed about him. You can know he travels more than you, he gets into trouble, and he's arrogant. Big things were expected from his first dispatch... Instead you can read what he sent. Can someone get their column pulled after one entry? Thanks Ex.Hello readers. Welcome to

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Today was not this bad. After the initial shock there is much to make you laugh- Wallace's face, the calm reaction of 'the guy', etc..

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Ever have one of these days? Me neither.New Staff introduction tomorrow. Could TFS have a new foreign correspondent?

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The Killers v. The Clash mashup would probably be better if the vocals didn't simply sound laid over the track. Give it a listen anyway.Bounce Out update #1: It appears, in an attempt to avoid what happened at the FIFA 2003 tournament (anyone else smell pooh?), the Professor has upped the ante by capping a marathon 6 hour playing session (doesn't he live with his girlfriend?) with a high score

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There's a quiet battle for Bounce Out supremacy happening. The temporary champion is none other than the easily angered, overly competitive Taiwanese school teacher. He's sitting on top of the heap with 150 000 or so. Be warned everyone- dude plays 5 hours a day minimum, he will play more if beaten, and if he can't win in the world of Bounce Out he's not beyond physical intimidation.

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The last time he was spotted [ed. -shameful] was in a basement in a compromising pose involving Sean #103825. He fled to his native Ecuador, he's still sour, but he's agreed to talk it out. The following is an excerpt from a recent exchange with the above pictured Señor Luis del Plátano.TFS: Its been what? About 4 years since last time, what happened?LdP: You know I am still muy pissed.TFS:

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'Sup Yo!Spendin' wit tha ho-slappin' of hotness hizzle at TFS, for 'dem who ain't dizzown already...This is a site that will search and/or translate web pages/text straight from the street, um, er, or ghetto... Try it above or get the whole thing at Gizoogle dizzot com.

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Thanks to FecalFace for presenting the following scenario. Please leave answers in the comment section- curious to hear your toughts.The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose.

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for the rest of the week, please spend a few minutes looking at this site, which is where the above comic strip is from. Laughter will ensue- promise.

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Everyone enjoys seeing other people fall, but TFS would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the guy on the corner last night. Sorry guy, you just looked really funny. Here's the deal, next time you see me feel free to sneak up behind me and kick one of my legs into the other. Then you can laugh at me as I lay face down on the pavement. Deal?Job interview last week, went slightlly

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Tsunami hits porn production. Not safe for work.Remember early-90's Bay Area Gangsta rap? What kinda cologne you got on?

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Short post today. Busy time here at the TFS office- not that it's much of an office- but if it were, there'd be weekly hurdle races. Further information to come on the projects sapping the TFS resources but just know they involve steak, travel and sammiches, and not necessarily together.Briefly, if da Po'lease can't handle guns, is it any wonder that grumpy, ordinary men with glasses have a

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Fiberglass insulation looks nice, especially big rolls of the stuff. Its like a mountain of cotton candy for a little 5 year old boy in a Jays cap to jump around on. The little boy has the time of his life until he takes a break and realizes his skin is burning and he feels like a pin cushion. That's sort of the feeling around here about all the fun had with monkeys and apes this week after

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Day two and ladies panties are already getting blown off with hardhitting, serious journalism. The man with a baboon heart, an iron grip on the microphone, and a former love of CRXs is putting his shirt on, taking a break from licking his nipples to sit down for a brief chat. TFS: Any feelings about being known as 'The Artist Formerly Known as Freestyle"?TAFKAF: As most people know I have a

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Once there was a little monkey who lived in the jungle, let's call him Saloum. Saloum spent his days roaming around, enjoying the trees, and watching other monkeys fornicate. His favourite times were when he'd happen across an unguarded banana plant. Oh how he loved the mushy potassium of bananas! But as time passed he began to feel guilt for stealing the farmer monkeys' bananas and never

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