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Remember on Family Guy when the Griffins seceded from the U.S.A. to form Petoria? While that actually happened once, minus the BBQ party of dictators and the giant nuke pointed directly at a single family 4-bedroom suburban home. Today's honorary TFS citizen is Dennis Wardlow. He was the mayor in 1982 when the city of Key West seceded from America to become The Conch Republic. It might have been a big one-day joke, but who else can say they gained independence as a jab at corrupt politicians?
Tomorrow is the annual independence day celebration. Put on your Panama hat, find some Whiteheads, and raise your fruity cocktail with a mini-umbrella in it to Mayor Wardlow.